I'm Trying to Break Your Heart

A very mellow track to say the least, this song would go amazingly with a road trip. The line, "I am trying to break your heart, but still I'd be lying if I said it wasn't easy." brings me back to a better place when you didn't always need to shed a tear to change your life.

swine flu

Looks like this guy might have had a parasite problem within his dorsal cavity. By far the worst case of blind knife syndrom I've seen in years. We must act before the head severs itself from the rubbery connective tissue known as the giraffe piece.