Wednesday, October 28, 2009
happytentacle
Alex Pardee is a mindless fool with nothing better to do in life rather than drawing self-portraits of his childhood self. If this picture had emotions I'd say they were self-destructive and certaintly unmotivating. That black lined monster gives you pats on your fleshy face, always smiling when you're off your feet. This masterpiece of octopus toothpaste will devour your gold if you're not careful.
Monday, October 19, 2009
English 4 current events
Balloon boy really wants television to smile at him. Black holes travel to earth in a chinese basement.
Monday, September 28, 2009
excavation
This painting reminds me of a cave drawing. The only thing is that its somewhat in high-definition. To a certain extend, such detail in a would be cave drawing, is quite frightening. Without certain details, most cave paintings are understandable to a point, but imagine if all cave paintings were like this... such fine detail and texture.. such colorful personality.. have some been like this before? I wouldn't have a clue, seeing as I don't have much knowledge in the cave painting field...
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
a stand for education
texas should secede from the U. S. A. .... America is lame, Texas is awesome, Mexico and Texas should join together and take over cuba, making it become a part of the great land of Texico. Soon after we will somewhow join up with south america and soon form a unified central and south america.... soon after having an educational system even better than that of the united states... not like that is saying a whole lot.
Monday, September 21, 2009
M.C. Esher
The message in this painting means nothing to me. The science behind this blasphemous work of art, defiles my christian nature. I am not amused with the devils work, and I'll defend to the death that jesus would never live in such a satanic situation.
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Bob Dylan
A man of too many words. A man who dwells on the past and future with a frown super glued to his face. A man that if tested would fail with an A+ .... and soon after shoot his teacher in her right hand rather than her foot. And finally if the world should ultimately halt itself with perfected uncetainty...
Monday, September 14, 2009
picture time (lady with no life)
This picture is beyond distasteful, it is to a point of repusliveness that requires me to gag at the first site or even mention of it. The trees are covered in ashes do to a recent holocaust I would presume. The walls of the house are painted in blood while venomous snakes bathe themselves in it. All in all, The lady resides in a nicer home than most and furthermore to better her situation, I will assume she is content.
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